social contract is all fucked now, nobody wears ear buds on the train anymore and almost nobody will assassinate a politician for the greater good
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
smad.
my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.
TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.
at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..
I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years
100 dollars for a console which entire legacy is defined by how much it sucks ass. On top of a 50 dollars a year subscription. They have gotten so confident it has genuinely made them stupid.
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